LoliPops GT 6

This one I made for the FASHION ISSUE.

It was fun because I basically pissed and spit on everything the whole magazine was talking about (fashion worshiping, of course) HAH! Jokes on you!

TRANSLATION:

"The other day I opened my closet to wear something cool...and then it hit me...
I gotta go shopping...rush"

"The mall has a bunch of clothing stores! I'll go one by one until I find something I love!"

LOLI IN: FASHIONABLY LOUD (not really It actually translates to "the scream of fashion"...it only makes sense in Spanish as you can see)

"So, I first checked out the surf stores, but I didn't like any jeans they had."

(sign reads: GREAT VARIETY OF PANTS)
- IT'S THE SAME PANT IN 4 DIFFERENT COLORS!!!

"Even though I found a pretty cute skirt- it only worked with some horrible and painful high heels. GOODBYE SKIRT."

"Looking for comfort I went to thrift stores and cheap department stores...but it's just not the same"

(next page)

"I sympathize with rocker stores cuz they go with my attitude...
- AAARRGHH! MY EYES!
"but apparently it's "in" to dress with RGB colors that even a blind man could see. No thanks!"

"As a last option I had to check out the most fashion-forward store in the mall. I HATE going in here cuz I feel the employees will eat me."
- OMG!
- O MY GOD, my thigh doesn't fit through this jacket's SLEEVE! I'M SO FAT!"

"...I mean...just look at them...they haven't eaten for months!"

"As I expected, it was useless. I also realized that all fashions they had there were freakin' idiotic and ridiculously expensive."

- I guess I better move to a nudist colony!


~END~


This is deff. the comic I feel the strongest about!