LoliPops de Madre

Sorprende a mamá en este día de las Madres con esta tirilla especial de LoliPops!
Solo imprímela, llenala con tu mensaje, recórtala por las lineas entre-cortadas y regalasela a mamá (te ahorras $3 en una tarjeta de esas de Walgreens, plos, es algo único y netamente puertorriqueño!)

Tienen mi permiso!
PD- Los quiero mucho

jajajaa

Now in English:

Surprise your mom this Mother's day with this very special LoliPops.
Just print it, fill it out with a custom message on the space provided, cut along the dotted lines and: word to yo' mama!

Disclaimer: this will all be useless if you don't speak Spanish, since this offer is only good in Puerto Rico

The message: "SEA LA MADRE" is a semi-strong curse widely used in Puerto Rico. It's the equivalent of "goddamnit"
It means: "damn your mother"
but the first part uses each letter of "sea la" to describe a pretty message, which goes something along the lines of:
"Simply Extraordinary, Loving and Loyal. That's our MOTHER"